Lucas North vs. John Porter

Hope you’re having a great weekend! Welcome to the fifth day of our challenge in which we pit two different Richard Armitage characters against each other in competitions.

Today’s contributions come to us today from jeanniegisborne who requested Lucas North and John Porter in a cell phone contest. Thank you very much, jeanniegisborne!

Here are your screencaps:

Here is your graphic which you can click for full size:


For English, press 1 / For Russian, press 2 (translated) / If your tattoos have moved, press 3 / If you’re having an identity crisis, press 4 / For MI-6, press 5 / For MI-5, press 6 / If you committed treason, press 7 / Before jumping from a height, press 8 / If you’ve been captured, press 9 / If you’re being shot at, press 0

I wondered what would happen if there was a “Spy Crisis Hotline” and this is the result. I imagine the phone call starts with a woman’s voice saying, “Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.”

Now it’s time for our poll! Here’s the hyperlink if desired or required: Who is best with a mobile phone? 😉


Can you think of other options for the “Spy Crisis Hotline”?

See you on Monday!

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37 Responses to Lucas North vs. John Porter

  1. Leigh says:

    “If you need a safe house, press #. If you are willing to wait for a female operator with a really sexy voice, press *. If you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and try your call again…”

  2. Judit says:

    THank you so much Bcc for making me laugh! This is hilarious! 🙂 My suggestion would be “For a decent love interest, please press…”

  3. Luciana says:

    Now I have a problem because you pressed the button of my imagination… lol
    Thanks jeanniegisborne for the lovely pictures and Bcc for the great job!!!

  4. Ana Cris says:

    “If you need to call an army to save you from writers, press” :0)

  5. phylly3 says:

    Really love this bccmee and excellent photo choices Jeannie! Right now they are tied but I had to vote for Lucas as he definitely had more phone time.

  6. Lovely pictures Jeannie and brilliant siggie design and execution as always bccmee!

  7. cdoart says:

    Lucas North and John Porter, that is really a hard match for me. After thinking long what to do in this dilemma of choices ;o) I went for Lucas North, as he uses the mobile phones much more often than John Porter and even snatches one from an unsuspecting man on the street (and immediately knows how to use it), so he is the more ‘handy’ (German joke) one with mobile phones for me ;o) 😉

  8. Monica says:

    This is my all-time favorite, thanks!!! I hope you are enjoying your summer!

  9. LOL! Wonderful! Lucas rocks the phone like John rocks a scarf 🙂 Lucas should have a: ‘if your jeans have shrunk in the wash, press 7! option!

  10. Carolyn says:

    HAHA Thanks for my laugh for the day! This siggie is funny! Great phone options! Thanks for the lovely pictures, Jeannie!

  11. Double LOL! This is a super-challenge. They are both gorgeous talking on a mobile!

  12. Teuchter says:

    I adore these – pictures and graphic!! Two of his most memorable chaRActers! I love watching his hands when he holds a phone ! 🙂 Richard, if they try to “kill you off” yet again, you know who to call, don’t you? We will happily watch your back! It really IS a spectacular back and very much worth watching!!!! 😉

  13. jeanniegisborne says:

    B, I love what you did with the photos. Very creative and always amusing 🙂
    Peeps, I’m glad you liked the photos 🙂
    John or Lucas, for a blond love interest with great chemistry press 10. LOL

  14. Very good!
    J. Porter: If you need a comforting message, press 1 ( direct call to Tereza) Ha,ha!
    Lucas: If you ´re in troubles, press 2 ( direct call to Bcc). She is the Creativity Queen, has great ideas and will help you to escape from whatever.

  15. Melissa says:

    I love this. I do prefer John over Lucas, but hang on, they are both John:-)

  16. vec170203 says:

    Porter! his mobile has the best reception I ever seen!

  17. mersguy says:

    Oh Bccmee how could I possibly choose!! Did it the scientific way…eeny meany ☺

  18. Mariana says:

    Oh! It’s so hilarious! It’s imposible to choose! So much creativity! Still I choose Lucas.

  19. Mariana says:

    Beautiful pictures Jeannie…

  20. Beverly says:

    Funny. Well done. Thank you.

  21. Ania says:

    I love this graphics! Very funny! Jeanniegisborne chose great pictures especially the stunning Porter *thud* Thank you both! I voted for Porter. ♥ My suggestion would be: “If you want go on holiday do not press anything, just throw the phone and come to me” 😉 🙂

  22. Holliday says:

    These get funnier every day. I voted for Lucas, but it was tough choice. My suggestion “If at any time you need to remove your shirt, please press camera button and take pictures.”

  23. PV says:

    BCC! this is hilarious, you are too good! Love it! i voted for Porter, ofcourse!

  24. bccmee says:

    Your suggestions are sooooo funny! My internet is down so no post tomorrow. Will resume on Tuesday. See you then!

    • tyme4t says:

      as Lucas once said “Bloody internet!
      good one again – voted Lucas
      If your name is John press 11
      If your name is John but you answer to another name now press 22

  25. Faboamanto says:

    ROFL This is the best yet Bccmee and what great photo choices Jeanniegisborne. Two men who always look good.

  26. Thais says:

    Hi, Bccmee! I’m just reading about the new challenge now! It’s amazing!!! I’ve never heard about the book you mentioned before… You had a great idea!!! It’s brilliant!!! Well done!!!

  27. april73 says:

    What a funny fanart Bccmee, so great, I love it ! 🙂

    Nice pics choice Jeannie Gisborne. 😉

  28. bccmee says:

    @Everyone: Wow, are you a comedy writing team that goes around posting comments on various blogs? Your suggestions are brilliant! I really laughed out loud. 😀 😀 😀

    My internet is back up, yay! Thanks for all your input.

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  30. kathryngaul says:

    Oh, my Lord, B…how did I miss this????? Thank you for directing me here now – there are some really great options 😉

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